i just watched dane dehaan on a pull & bear ad at the mall and I literally screamed out in surprise like a mad woman
*starts rewatching californication for the 3rd time*
when you come into my room and don’t close the door
it’s worse than leaving a gigantic poop in the toilet.
move your big ass. I was nice to let you in and give you attention. Now close the goddamned door.
i made a post that got 86 notes can i just die of happiness now
So, i forgot my keys inside the apartment today. And my next door neighbor finds me and asks me if i need anything, to which i answer “no thanks i’m fine my mom is almost here” and he replies “oh…but how are you going to get in? Does she have a duplicate?”
NOOOO she’s just coming for moral support. What do you think.