there is literally nothing worse than your mother coming in on you singing very very loud thinking you’re home alone and catching you recording yourself seriously i want to crawl into a hole and die now
checking out old archive posts from when my blog was a totally different style and just going like “wow who the fuck was that person”
ok i am reading on the road now and it’s so mindfuckingly brilliant for every chapter i read i just want to lay in bed smoking and thinking about what life means and getting inspired omg
- ❤ - I wanna be your girlfriend/boyfriend
- ♋ - I wanna fuck you
- ❣ - I wanna go out with you
- ♡ - I think you're cute
- ✌ - I think you're awesome
- ☠ - I think you're crazy
- ✘ - I don't like you
- ☢ - I hate you
- ★ - I think you're funny
- ツ - I wish we could be friends
- ∞ - I wanna marry you
- ✿ - I stalk you
- 웃 - do me a baby!
- ✆- Call Me
- ✉- Write Me
- ✵- I Likes You
- ✲- (insert poop joke here)
- ✳- Be Mine
- ❣- I want to be with you forever
- ❂- Your atomic!
- ➑- Your lucky!
- ♛- I, I will be king
- ♚- And you, you will be queen
- ☣- I hope you catch leprosy
- ❧ - I'm going to punch you in your privates
- ❦- I want to kick your face
- ☾- Let's make out
- ☽- I want to feel you up
- ✖- Let's start a war
- ₪ - Let's start a nuclear war
- ♔- I wish you were a porpoise
- ♕- I will tapdance on your grave when your dead
- ✍- [insert your own comment here]
- Add the Topic Please
- Make me happy.
- I loved this. ask ahead pls : 3
today I’m turning 16 years old. Which is a shitty age in my country.
You’re not allowed to drive, not allowed to buy vodka, not allowed to buy cigarettes, not allowed to live on your own.
But somehow allowed to go to jail.
that moment when you’re just trying to be british and you’re just reading or watching tv and drinking tea trying to be classy and something funny comes up and OH MY GOD I JUST BREATHED TEA IT’S EVERYWHERE IT’S ALL OVER ME