- Me & my friend texting (joking around):
- Friend: I have bronchitis coff coff
- Me: I have an appendicitis! I'm texting you from the ambulance!!
- Friend: I'm at the UCI --'
- Me: I'm in the OR!!
- Friend: Shit I'm dead
- (I crapped myself laughing at this. Yes, yes it's that dumb xD)
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